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Jesus Check The Mail Tops Charts
   Cross over song of the year Jesus Check The Mail is taking the nation by storm! From Country to Pop, Contemporary Christian to Rap, this song is even gaining air time on Talk Radio programs. Check it out! (Please note, lyrics only are available online through the link above ... feel free to sing it to yourself!).

Hurricane Threatens Minnesota?!
   High winds and torrential downpours have caused many Minnesotans to seek shelter in the Metrodome. FEMA was quick to shift 100% of its relief efforts to this most recent area victimized by natural disaster.  A representative from FEMA said, "A quick response is just what the nation needed to restore faith in our government." 
   Within days of this initial response it was learned that those seeking shelter in the Metrodome (home of the Minnesota Vikings football team) had actually come to see their beloved Vikings play.  Do to the woeful performance of this NFL team,  FEMA officials were quick to dismiss this explanation at first.  Upon further investigation and after hours of interviews with those in the Metrodome it was confirmed that no hurricane had actually threatened Minnesota.  FEMA officials remained on hand to run concessions.

NHL Goes On Strike....AGAIN?!
   The National Hockey League has once again gone on strike.  This according to some guy who says he actually thought about going to a game one time.  He is quoted as saying, "I drove buy that place they play hockey and it didn't look like anything was going on so I went to Target and bought some new socks instead."
   Check back for the latest on this breaking news event.  More details are forthcoming.  Until then we won't even speculate on what color the socks were.

Supreme Court Chief Justice Nominee Sues Congress?!
   In a striking move, Chief Justice nominee John Roberds* sues Congress just moments after receiving his official nomination from the Senate Judiciary Committee. Inside sources speculate that this likely means one of two things.
   First, it could be a power play to show the Legislative branch of the US government that the Judicial branch is a force to be reckoned with. But this is unlikely, as this is a known fact already.
   The other observation is that Roberds* may hope to some day see his own case before the Supreme Court. The timing involved in this filing of a lawsuit lends support to this position. Had the lawsuit been filed before nomination, clearly the nomination would have failed. Had it been filed after a final confirmation (expected in the near future), it would have been thrown out due to conflict of interest. And, as an added bonus to Roberds*' strategy, if he fails to be confirmed as Chief Justice, his case will be strengthened against Congress. One insider, admittedly a Roberts' opponent, said, "This is a serious loophole that seriously threatens all Americans who are serious about justice in a time when the nation seriously needs to move forward, seriously."
   Roberds*' lawsuit is being handled by the law firm of Canwee, Cheatim & Howe. The firm was either unavailable for comment or was not asked for a comment.

*Names have been changed to hide the identity of those involved until all sources can be completely discounted. Our policy is to not reveal the identity in these instances, no matter how much pressure there is to do so. Good journalism is just something that happens sometimes.

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